91. I hope you can create Uma Thurman in Bollywood
Ans: I don’t like Uma Thurman
92. Celeste is your biggest fan and she is a beautiful Italian damsel.
Ans: I am on my way to the airport.
93. Can you create space for uploading my stories to you?
Ans: I have enough stories in me. You keep yours for yourself.
94. The critics will target you big time.
Ans: Let me confess a dark secret of mine. I am a masochist, I love being ridiculed, criticized and bitched about. AAAAAHHH!
95.Hi Ramu, How was your weekend?
Ans: I am not into “How is the weather” kind of conversations.
96. What is power?
Ans: A physical, emotional and an intellectual means to achieve your end.
97. You are intellectual, creative, successful and romantic. How come you have not been taken yet?
Ans: I have been taken and left many times.
98. Can you share your experience of how you approach your camera language?
Ans: Will soon write a piece on this.
99. My friend criticized you for shamelessly pirating video cassettes during your library days?
Ans: Oh boy! If he only knew of the other crimes I committed.
100. Why and how an atheist RGV directed a theistic movie “Govinda Govinda”?
Ans: For the same reason the really nice RGV directed a gangster movie “Satya”.